This is not an internet cafe -shit & split 8" Christmas decorations it captures an uplifting message

it captures an uplifting message in a compact size that fits shelves

specially designed to withstand outdoor weather conditions

5" is meticulously handmade and painted with love

or propped against your favorite corner

This is not an internet cafe -shit & split 8" Christmas decorations it captures an uplifting messageNeed a sign that says what everyone's thinking? This 8" wood sign delivers the message loud and clear this is NOT an internet cafe, and nobody's doing a "shit & split" on your watch. Perfect for coffee shops, offices, or anywhere you need to set boundaries with a sense of humor. Comes ready to hang with a sawtooth hanger on the back. Mount it, smile, and let the sign do the talking.