I Rub My Own Meat - Cocktail Napkins spoon it's your secret weapon against

it's your secret weapon against the impending chaos that lurks around every corner

Messages: "Sarcasm is my love language" "I'm just a bright ray of sarcasm" "Sarcasm is another one of my great personality traits" "I wish sarcasm was available as a font" "Sarcasm is the brain's defense against stupid people"

spreading joy to all who join them in their snug sanctuary

- Matching removable keychain

I Rub My Own Meat - Cocktail Napkins spoon it's your secret weapon againstBring in the adult humor! These beverage napkins are ideal for parties, hors doeuvres, appetizers, & more! This pack has 20 paper napkins, AKA the perfect amount for a cookout, or a favorite hostess gift! The pun intended graphic was printed right here in the USA! 20 per pack 5" Square 3 ply paper Made in America Design reads: I Rub My Own Meat