Field Guide To Dumb Birds Of North America Toys and a heavy dose of

and a heavy dose of reality

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or do they grow together over time like old married couples

and down the long path of smooth flagstones leading to the pool

Field Guide To Dumb Birds Of North America Toys and a heavy dose ofPerfect for the anti aviary (or bird fanatic with a sense of humor), this snarky illustrated handbook is equal parts profane, funny, andlet's face ittrue. Featuring 50 common North American birds, such as the White Breasted Butt Nugget and the Goddamned Canada Goose (or White Breasted Nuthatch and Canada Goose for the layperson), Kracht identifies all the idiots in your backyard and details exactly why they suck with humorous, yet angry, ink drawings.