Low Time Preference Turtle cryptocurrency tee glitch-style smiley with bitcoin 'B'

glitch-style smiley with bitcoin 'B' eyes and the word "SATOSHI" above gives the shirt a playful

- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched hems for durability

- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction for long-lasting shape

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Low Time Preference Turtle cryptocurrency tee glitch-style smiley with bitcoin 'B'Light, relaxed, and quietly clever this garment dyed tee brings a soft, lived in feel to a gentle joke. The front artwork shows a friendly cartoon tortoise with the words Slow Time Preference tucked into its shell, a small wink to anyone who moves at their own pace and values slow mornings, long walks, or thoughtful afternoons. The heavyweight cotton and garment dyed finish give the shirt a plush hand and subtle, vintage wash that only improves with