400ml Water Bottle showing "100% certified Numpty" seasonal This water bottle comes with

This water bottle comes with two different tops so will adapt with you

"I'm a very special kind of twat"

"I'm a Doctor what's your superpower"

Printed twice on this enamel mug to make sure that you can see this no matter which hand you hold the mug in

400ml Water Bottle showing "100% certified Numpty" seasonal This water bottle comes with"100% Certified Numpty" This is our compact 400ml aluminium water bottle. This water bottle comes with two different tops so will adapt with you. The first is a screw in top complete with carabiner which will be great to make sure you don't forget to take the bottle with you. The second is a push pull top which helps reduce those unwanted dribbles when you are drinking on the go. Standing at approximately 180mm high and about 60mm diameter this should