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For Anyone Who Secretly Wants to Be Weirdly Prepared for Everything Animals bulky and look like theyNot every gift has to be sensible, and not every funny gift has to be useless. This book somehow manages to be both ridiculous and oddly practical at the exact same time, which is a pretty impressive trick. On the surface, it looks like a cheeky novelty read about surviving a freakin bear attack. Underneath that, it is packed with all kinds of genuinely fascinating survival tips for the sort of situations you really hope never come up. That is exactly