I Do Not Carrot All Hoodie Size:2XL Valentine's Day: the annual reminder

Valentine's Day: the annual reminder that capitalism thinks you're lonely

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Text reads "Just A Girl Who Loves Peckers" in bold red arched lettering with small heart accents on either side

Western-style Santa illustration wearing a cowboy hat and boots in a vintage red and green color scheme with a rustic

I Do Not Carrot All Hoodie Size:2XL Valentine's Day: the annual reminderZero cares given. Not one. The emotional bandwidth is depleted and the only plan is horizontal. This is the energy were bringing to every holiday from now on. The Details: Features a vintage style illustration of a sleeping yellow bunny cuddling a large orange carrot on a blue polka dot pillow, surrounded by black stars, with bold black retro text reading "I Do Not Carrot All." The Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex fit with a double lined hood and