E.M.T. Pacifiers & Teethers Order up a side of

Order up a side of fun with Fred’s Hot & Crispy candles

Whether you’re lighting up a birthday or rooftop soirée

Each Desk Dumpster includes a set of over 100 flame notecards with 3 compartments to store pens and pencils

Introducing Fred’s Dragon’s Breath—a microwave steam cleaner of mythical proportions

E.M.T. Pacifiers & Teethers Order up a side ofEmergency Meal Transport. Fred's E. M. T. insulated tote will keep your precious ham sandwich and beer chilled, prepped, and ready to transplant right into your waiting stomach! Note: this bag is actually for keeping liverwurst, not livers! Each bag has a foam insulated water proof lining, a mesh interior pouch, and an 'organ donor' ID tag.