Washed Up Local Sweatshirt Size:4XL and booping something soft on

and booping something soft on the nose

no sipping

holding a frothy beer

A black banner at the bottom of the card reads "THE FIRECRACKER" in bold sans-serif

Washed Up Local Sweatshirt Size:4XL and booping something soft onYou peaked at the sandbar in 2009 and you will die on that hill. The tourists don't know the history. The Details: Multicolor illustration on a natural background. "WASHED UP" in black bold block lettering sits above "LOCAL" in much larger bold orange block lettering. Below the type, a vintage style pin up mermaid with brunette curls, a yellow seashell bra, and a green scaled tail ending in an orange and yellow fin rests on her side with her head